Love and Marriage

My co-worker is obsessed with marrying off her daughter. I think she views it the same way some people view playing the lottery. When you hit it big, all of your problems will be solved.

First words out of her mouth whenever the subject of her daughter comes up? "She's available!".

Christmas gift for her daughter? A dating service.

We were talking about the office Christmas party, and she was wondering if there were any available men for the girl to meet.

(boggle)