We're doomed.

I just had the following conversation with a coworker,

Coworker: The Fedex guy was here.
Me: Uh-huh.
Coworker: He didn't give me anything to sign.
Me. Wasn't he picking up?
Coworker: Yes, but he gave me something to sign last time.
Me. Was last time a pick up or a delivery?
Coworker: Oh! (light dawns on Marblehead) It was a delivery.

This conversation might make sense if we only dealt with Fed Ex once in a great while. But, we receive Fed Ex deliveries approximately every other day, and send out Fed Ex packages a few times a month.

Doomed I tell you.