At Least They're Not Local

Why yes, it is tourist season again. It officially starts Memorial Day, but why quibble?

"DENNISPORT - A honeymooning Yonkers, N.Y., couple spent last night in police custody, as an argument over who should drive ended in a fight on Route 28."

Ah, love sweet love.

The couple was married Saturday and came to Cape Cod for their honeymoon. Officer Christine Hornby passed the couple's 2002 Honda just before 1 a.m. yesterday. The car was stopped in the middle of the road, the doors were open, and the car alarm was going off, Monahan said. Hornby saw a man and woman fighting in the car, and then they rolled into the street, Monahan said. "I guess the honeymoon was over at that point," Monahan said.

Ya think?

"Monahan said Fraser and Tellone had an "amorous" reunion in the police department's lobby after they were released."

Eww! I did not want to read that!