No More Sharing

One of my co-workers just got back from vacation.

She wants to give us a through description of everything she did.

"First we got up. The bathroom had a nice large shower. Then we went to breakfast and had toast. We met this nice couple that was also staying at the Bed and Breakfast. Then we went to lunch. I forgot my umbrella, so I had to go back to the B'nB to go get it. Then we went on a tour."

What could be better than listening to that for two hours?