Ding-ding-ding!

Diaper pins. Someone mentioned them to me and triggered all these memories. They're intended for use with cloth diapers, and the heads of the pins come in cute little shapes.

I remember playing with them and diapering my doll babies as a little girl.

Cute little turtles. Cute little duckies and cute little teddy bear heads and...so cute...so cute...must breed...must have...baby...must have baby...NOW.

Biological. Clock. Chiming. Loudly.

Must. Discuss. With. Spousal. Unit.

Jesus H. Christ, never mix hormones and a martini. I'm never like this, and I don't know where this shit came from.

Not the right time, not the right time, not-the-right-time, nottherighttime. (repeat)