I Love This Air Filter

I never thought I'd be this enthusiastic about a household device that wasn't a coffee maker or a vibrator, but I love this air filter. It's huge and it's noisier than I'd like, but goddamit, it works.

It's turned me from Pathetic Sniffly Allergy Girl back into a human being. I've had it less than 24 hours, and it's the first time in ages that I haven't had to blow my nose immediately after waking up. My head is clear, my senses alert, I swear that my skin even feels cleaner.