I was browsing through the lamest online listing of jobs in the world (Cape Cod Employer) when the following sentence caught my eye.

30 hours per week, $9.75 per hour plus excellent benefits including retirement, insurance and generous paid leave.

"Generous paid leave" must mean, "we give you a lot of time off, because you're going to need a second job".

They're looking for someone with one year of experience, excellent interpersonal skills, typing and data entry skills and bookkeeping experience.

Let's hope they're not expecting to actually *fill* this position.