I Skipped the Office Holiday Party

That's okay, I got the full debriefing from the women I work with.

One-tenth of the conversation was how good the food and drink were and the other nine-tenths were trash-talking our marketing manager's girlfriend. She "wasn't very friendly".

Gee, can't imagine why. Maybe because you're all a bunch of gossipy evil harpies?

Peace on earth, goodwill towards men.