Why, why, why?

This place is so close to where I went to school. Why wasn't I interested in fiber arts then instead of now?

I want to move out to Northampton just so I can live near this place.

But meanwhile, we just got a Trader Joe's. Whee! I am easily distracted by the thought of tasty gyozas.

Group Seeks 'Born-On' Dates for Tires

"Born on"? Since when are tires born? Is this some irrational language use intended to please the Fundamentalist voting bloc?