Office Politics

Have you ever worked with an idiot who projects a false image of competence by tooting their own horn every time they manage to exhale successfully?

Can you explain to me why this strategy works? (I keep coming up with the "most people are mindless sheep" theory, but I'm willing to listen to other suggestions.)

Christ, if I ever want a raise, I'm going to have to start issuing press releases every time I manage to sharpen a pencil without cutting myself.

These kids are going to grow up to be S&M furries,

First, the Passion of the Christ. Now, the Torment of the Easter Bunny.