Ya gotta laugh, or else ya'd cry

New titles, contributed by various people, for the visual guides from the Department of Homeland Security, Highlights include,

"if the building is falling down, hide under your desk and pretend nothing is happening. go to your happy place."

"If rap music comes on the radio, please act appropriately."

Thread on Yayhooray
Ready.gov Parody site
Cafeshops t-shirts
Another thread on the subject