I couldn't believe he burned my books. What an asshole. So I got in his face and started yelling and that's when he slapped me. And that's when I punched him back. Hard.
Yup, we had a stage combat class the other night. We first learned the techniques ("learned" is a very rough description here, for the most part our punches, kicks and hits wouldn't have fooled a blind person) and then did improv scenes.
I never realized how much fun it was to pretend to punch people in the face and stomach, drag them around by the hair and kick them to the ground. And get punched, dragged and kicked in return. :)